spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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