your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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