yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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