Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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