STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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