I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I'm at about main and main street
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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