my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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