found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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