Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
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