i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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