Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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