Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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