Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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