I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
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