I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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