There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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