Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
The adults are the big ones right?
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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