On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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