We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
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