i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize
