Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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