real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
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