Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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