im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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