can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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