Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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