I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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