Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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