spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
porn star boner night. come get it.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
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