They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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