I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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