8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
My balls are so social today.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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