In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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