i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I queefed so loud it echoed.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
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