is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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