Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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