Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
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