I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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