I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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