I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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