There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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