I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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