what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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