in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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