I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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