That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Congratulations! We have a period
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