her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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