: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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