420 ftw
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
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