READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
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