Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
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