On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Boobs speak an international language.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
He did a backflip because drugs
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