I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Randomize