Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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