he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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