the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
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